It is hard to get a juniper bush to stop growing and it hurts to cut it down. (Leif Guru TM, 2013)

You want SPF 15? 60% of what ever you rub on your body goes under the skin, including toxins and can cause cancer. SPF 15 without any danger what so ever,you get simply by smearing the body with plain coconut oil. (Leifguru TM, 2013)

I have so much to do, that I cant do anything! (Leifguru TM, 2013)

No matter, if you beat up Mike Tyson twice a day. - If you use any kind of drugs, you will always be the weakest of us all. (Leifguru TM, 2013) — drinking hot chocolate at Leifguruland.

We came about thanks to a virus. - Not by a cell as scientist thought in the old days... These ancient viruses has the same abilities as the known cells of today. These viruses have the ability to settle in the wombs. Sperms are carrying the virus from each woman that this particular man in question has had sexual contact with. These viruses then settles into wombs. When a sperm enters the egg, the egg is attacked by those viruses. Results: - A woman who has had many partners, carries all her partners viruses in their eggs. This leads to mutations: - In some cases good, such as longer or heavier children but just like in nature, often deformed children, mentally or physically. Imagine that several generations of women in the same Family Line had many partners - All their accumulated viruses are thus now in the same womb ... - No wonder the world is slowly filled with gangsters and evil dictators ... (Leif Guru TM, 2013)

You can always ask God, without getting any answers but there is Ten ways to look in to your soul. The meaning of life is to find those ways. (Leifguru TM, 2013)

Use both hands if you want Attention. (Leifguru TM, 2013)

- It is The Game of Chess that is Satan: -That game makes us Think in advance. - Nine times out of Ten when we do so, it ends in disaster. -We should just live for The Present. -The Game of Chess is Satan. - The Game of Chess is Satan. (Leifguru TM, 2013)

If your life is a Ball, The Universe is a Pool Table with a lot of Black holes. (Leifguru TM, 2013)

You should not believe everything that you say. (Leifguru TM, 2013)

In a Relation, The man is much more honest than a Woman because he only falls in love with "The Nekked Truth". (Leifguru TM, 2013)

I hereby make following statement. - As an educated Feminist, I appreciate all kinds of feminine statements but I prefer those made by humans with tits. (Leifguru TM, 2013)

With good communication, there is no need for cooperation. Cooperation without communication does not exist. (Leifguru TM, 2013)

Do you still remember that very first time when you fell in love? - She was looking at you with those beautiful diamonds and you looked back, saying: "- Hey: - I will catch you up later. Grandmother is doing Karelian pasties!" (Leifguru TM, 2013)

I just woke up for the second time. At my age, every time that one wakes up, it is a good reason for celebration. (Leifguru TM, 2013)

One little Candle can light up The whole House but it can also ignite it. (Leifguru TM, 2013)

A Country that tolerates Racism in any of its known forms without punishing individuals, should be expelled from all International activity in between countries. A foreign Citizen that shows racist behavior in a Country that isn't his Home Country, should be punished and then deported to their homeland. (Leifguru TM, 2013)

It is easy to forget about things but even easier to remember. - Unfortunately. (Leifguru TM, 2013)

Truth is always best served cold. (Leifguru TM, 2013)

You can make me smile, just by being there. You can make me cry, just by not being around anymore. (Leifguru TM, 2013)

We are ALL equal. Do not let anyone tell you anything else. My best love experience was a Lesbian Woman: - Not because of The Fact that she was a Lesbian but because of The Fact that she was The Best Woman ever. Love is for every one. No one can tell you, who you should love. Any one saying something else is deadly wrong. (Leifguru TM, 2013)

Loosing your keys is bad but not as bad as the side affects: - You cant get in to your Fridge! (Leifguru TM, 2013)

Being dead, is better than being alive, since you can practice Power over living People without any protests what so ever! (Leifguru TM, 2013)

There is 28 letters in The Swedish Alphabet but nothing compares to U! (Leifguru TM, 2013)

Never put a fine Apple in a Basket with rotten apples. There might not happen anything at all on the outside of it, but it sure will be damaged on the inside. (Leifguru TM, 2013)

We are all blind, until we see. (Leifguru TM, 2013)

When people say: "I have no words for it", they usually already have told you everything just seconds before... (Leifguru TM, 2013)

The wisdom is never hidden in my words but in your thoughts about them. (Leifguru TM, 2013)

As long as we cant tell for sure, that 1+1 is 2, we can not tell for sure that God doesn't exist. Two cats can become 8 or even more cats. In other words: - Mathematics is as big a lie as a Weather Forecast. (Leifguru TM, 2013)

If you don't have the tools to proceed: - Lay down. - Do not proceed! (Leifguru TM, 2013)

Do not have too many favorites. - The others will notice! (Leifguru TM, 2013)

The ultimate message does consist of only four words. (Leifguru TM, 2013)

Be Public on Facebook. - Otherwise it does no good. - You can not expect to get International friends by locking them out. (Leifguru TM, 2013)

Funny: - I just found a little stone in my shoe. It has travelled 10 Kilometers in it. - So I wonder how many times The World has changed its shape, thanks to such movements? (Leifguru TM, 2013)

In my mind, I feel that this is a good evening. - That is why I also feel for Bed. - Why be awake and maybe destroy this feeling with something bad happening? (Leifguru TM, 2013)

One more day is over. How easy that is! But to spend one day in a good way is so hard! (Leifguru TM, 2013)

Knowledge is a thing that most people claim, that they have. Real knowledge is something else: - You might know for a fact that a Pine Cone sooner or later will drop from the three. - Knowledge is to know, why it was in that three in the first place and how it ended up there. - Knowledge is to know, why it ended up on the ground. - Knowledge is to know, what will happen to it next. Everything is about being abnormally curious. About digging deeper, although you already see what you originally dug for. Actually, knowledge doesn't provide you with something extra: - Our quest for knowledge takes us back to the roots. We become the squirrel looking for seeds on the inside of that Pine Cone. Knowledge is power! (Leifguru TM, 2013)

The biggest of questions for us all: - Why are communities like Facebook better than real life? The answer is: - Because no one can take too much of reality! (Leifguru TM, 2014)

Nobody really cares about your clothes but everybody wants to see you nude! (Leifguru TM, 2014)

Why do we want to visit distant planets when we don't even know what's in our own desk drawers? (Leifguru TM, 2014)

I am not accepting today's Nostradamus-Characters trying to fool poor Americans that environmental change is because of pollution. - It is simply something happening very regularly and there is nothing that we can do about it. Fortunately there are some still normal scientists helping me out with explaining the real facts: "It is not high , but low carbon levels that should worry us , says Professor Lars Franzén. - Carbon dioxide is the gas of life . Without carbon dioxide all life on earth halt. If man succeeds in raising the level too much , it could mean the end for some species , which of course is sad . But a corresponding decrease would have devastating consequences for all life on earth. So we should continue to burn and spread too much bio-gas all the time? - No, I do not mean that . We should instead use coal, oil and natural gas in a sensible manner , so that these valuable natural assets make the best possible use for all people, even in the poor world . Without fossil carbon the modern technology development had not taken place . If we act wisely , we can at best postpone the next ice age for perhaps fifty generations. But not indefinitely ; reality will catch up with us. The study, was done by Lars Franzén,Fredrik Lindberg, Viktoria Viklander and Alexander Walther , and was recently published in the journal Mires and Peat ." Many people out there, blame the Climate changes on Pollution: Carbon Dioxide levels are higher than what they have been ever, during the last 800.000 years. - It has nothing to do with Pollution: It is all about us using so much Fanta and Coca Cola! - In the Good Old Days a kid was happy receiving one small Bottle of Coca Cola, maybe just once a week. - Now he demands us to buy so that there is for the whole Family and that on a weekly basis! - 7.046 billion people drinking busloads of Fanta! - That is why we have problems with Carbon Dioxide levels! Pay the Prize! (Leifguru TM, 2014)

Remember to fart as much as you can! - It will probably kill a few animals at first but in the end it is those farts that will save the rest of us! (Leifguru TM, 2014)

People are so eager to try eating healthy: - It is all about moving your Body enough and resting properly. If you feel good on the inside, it doesn't matter how you look on the outside. If people don't find ways to dig in to your inner "you", they can only get what they see, which means that they are blind. (Leifguru TM, 2014)

There is no such thing as an "leading Scientist". - All scientists are just educated guessers. (Leifguru TM, 2014)

The Sun that was there for lets say 800.000 years ago, is not The Sun that we see today: - It is burning and thereby changing. - It is also slowly going out. The same goes for The Earth. So the factors that "leading Scientists" refer to, what comes to Climate changes are not correct. - We will have a new Ice Age no matter our cows poops 500 Kilograms every month or not. - We will have a new Ice Age no matter we have 7.046 billion people drinking busloads of Fanta. (Carbon Dioxide) or not! - We will have a new Ice Age no matter IF Columbus did find out that The Earth was not a Pancake but round (Myth), since he was wrong: - The Earth is NOT round! - It is an oblate spheroid—a sphere that is squashed at its poles and swollen at the equator. (This actually affects us, what comes to Climate changes!) (The only thing that we know for sure is, that by eating vegetables WE produce more Carbon Dioxide, because that is what FRUITS and VEGETABLES do after being harvested!) - Just buy a thicker insulated Jacket! - The Ice Age will come! (Leif The Guru TM, 2014)

The term vegetarian was coined in 1847 at a meeting of the first Association of vegetarians in Ramsgate, England. The Word is formed from the Latin vegetabilia. - About at the same time, people started noticing Climate changes... Yes. More farting always makes people more concerned about The Climate. (Leif The Guru TM, 2014)

The meaning of the word "Thet" is that when that isn't exactly what it is supposed to be but is close enough, you could refer to thet as it anyway. (Leifguru TM, 2014)

You know the Greek ancient story about us being built by two half's, one male and one female and at one point separated from each other, now looking for the other half? - After joining Facebook in 2008, I have started believing in that story. - Just for the record: - You peeps trying to fit my half, should be around 25. There must have been some kind of logistic error in the beginning of life, since all new female friends seems to be around 45-60 years old. (Leif The Guru, 2014)

Pizza bakers are the biggest gangsters that there is: - They put this round Pizza in a square box, and makes us pay for the empty space as well! (Leif The Guru TM, 2014)

Every word written in here, affects the World. (Leif The Guru TM, 2014)